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12th grade Arkansas Reading Test - The page title says it all. MR DUCKS

1st International Collection of Toungue Twisters - It is the world's largest collection

Airtoons - Airline safety cards, emergency plane crash pictures evacuation instruction cartoons.

American Pictures - "The most popular lecture on racism, oppression, poverty and social injustice with more than 6,500 presentations in American and European Higher Education"

Anti-Hippie Action League - The Anti-Hippie Action League was founded in 1995 with the express purpose of wiping longhairs off the face of the planet.

Banged Up - A twisted site of some of the most twisted news articles.

Barnes and Noble Experience -'s story on werking at a Barnes & Noble.

Bert Is Evil - The rebirth of the Bert Is Evil pages. They give all the evidence that should be neccessarry to convict this evil man. Die Bert!

Best Page in the Universe, The - This page is about Maddox and why everything he likes is great. If you disagree with anything you find on this page, you are wrong. According to Maddox.

Bored At Work - A good blog portal.

Chronicles of George - George is, quite simply, the worst helpdesk technician ever.

Cliff Yablonski Hates You - Yes he does, and now the internet knows he hates you.

Darwin Awards - We salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who remove themselves from it. Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously.

Dental Defense - Throughout long ages, defending oneself is an important part of human life.

Doodie - Doodie humor. Jokes, images, animation and absurdity. All because doodie, aka poop, is funny.

Engrish - Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.

Facts on Farts - This is the original Facts on Farts. There are several unauthorized, plagiarized versions out there that do not give credit to this page's author, and which are incomplete. Do not be fooled by imitations!

Fail Dogs - Fail Dogs

Fuck The South - Someone does not like the south and they say all they can say here.

FuckU-FuckMe Drive - FuckU-FuckMe(tm) for Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows NT provides the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet. Powerful features let you sexually communicate with your remote partner and provide an absolutely realistic sensual experience of a real intercourse.

Furniture Porn - Get your hot steamy furniture porn at this explicit site meant only to be viewed by mature furniture.

Guy's Guide to Geek Girls, The - A response in light-hearted fun to A GIRL'S GUIDE TO GEEK GUYS by Mikki Halpin and Victoria Maat.

Horny For God - A site dedicated to spiritual poetry.

How to be a Small Town Slut - Aspire to become a small town slut? This site will tell you all you need to know. - Come on, why are you reading a description for a site called Do you expect to find breast cancer information? What about used car reviews? They aren't here, just jokes for crying out loud!

Landover Baptist - The Largest, most powerful assembly of worthwhile Christians to ever exist. Unsaved are NOT WELCOME! Shoo Demons!

List of Ethnic Slurs - Read it you "cheese eating surrender monkies".

Man page for Internet Explorer for Linux - The instruction manual for Internet Explorer on Linux.

My Cat Hates You - This site started as an inside joke for Microsoft. After some time, the public began to learn about it and as a result, now it is quite popular among cat lovers. But, there is another side to Cat? A side that harbors deep-seated, almost primal, resentment toward us and our gangly, pseudo-intelligent, simian ways. What creature wouldn't? If someone treated YOU the way we treat THEM, you would hate too. The premise behind this site is just that; your cat, though soft, cuddly and sweet, could really do without the likes of you, and me.

National Cynical Network Home Site, The - The National Cynical Network is news for the cynical. It also contains multimedia information.

New Orleans Model Railroad Engineers - Trains, trains and more trains.

NLC - The page is mostly offline from its former glory. Dave's Quotes are still available.

Onion, The - The Onion, America's Finest News Reporting is an award-winning satirical publication founded in 1988 in Madison, Wisconsin.

Oral Sex Donations - Thanks to this site, you can donate oral sex to a person of your own choosing.

Philo's Miracle Cure for Assholes - "Official Authorized Web Site of Philo U. Drummond, Primary Subgenius Overman Second Authorized MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Church of the SubGenius."

Rate My Poo - This site is just like Hot or Not except you rate poop.

Resumania - "Resumania" is a term coined by Robert Half, founder of the specialized staffing firm Robert Half International Inc. (RHI), to describe errors made by job seekers on resumes, applications and cover letters.

Right Wing Nut House - Kinja says "Politics served up with a smile... And a stilletto."

Sesame Street Song - We all know the theme to Sesame Street. But do we know what happens when we translate it to Klingon and back to English?

Southern Myths - If you have seen the F*ck the South page, then this is the exact opposite of that site. If you want to create cold fusion, open both sites at the same time.

Spoil Sports - This site has a lot of sports related humor.

Spot - Spot is a borg/trill/kat from the future.

Star Trek A MSN Web Group - If you don't know what "Star Trek A" is then just call it Star Trek

Survival Research Labs (SRL) - Survival Research Laboratories was conceived of and founded by Mark Pauline in November 1978. Since its inception SRL has operated as an organization of creative technicians dedicated to re-directing the techniques, tools, and tenets of industry, science, and the military away from their typical manifestations in practicality, product or warfare. Since 1979, SRL has staged over 45 mechanized presentations in the United States and Europe. Each performance consists of a unique set of ritualized interactions between machines, robots, and special effects devices, employed in developing themes of socio-political satire. Humans are present only as audience or operators.

Tampon Crafts - We all have spent some time screwing around with some tampons. Here are some impressive projects with tampons.

This Page Cannot Be Fucking Displayed You Dipshit - The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings, but most likely you're a complete dipshit.

Toilet Paper, The - Dedicated to the weirdest, strangest, and yet somehow the most worthwile. You'll find short stories, pictorals, novels, poems, satire and jesus. Whatever.

Urban Legends and Folklore - Self explanitory.